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Them Demotivational Poster


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Damn Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


THINKING OF OTHERS -


TAGS: i drink for them
Rating: 4.89/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:45 pm
This has been a good day for 5L's!
antiwrathman - September 7, 2011, 9:35 am
tl;dr
forseti - September 7, 2011, 2:59 am
5lainté!


YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.


TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!


PARTY ROCK ANTHEM - So popular, even Jesus is shufflin.




MATHEMATICS -




MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




ZOMBIES -


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing cleavage poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut butter!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


PEER PRESSURE - If these are your friends, and all your friends jump off a bridge... FOLLOW THEM


TAGS: peer pressure jump with them
Rating: 4.68/5

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boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:43 pm
look at the guy with the receeding hairline! I think he freaked-out his hair
Wolfe - April 10, 2011, 2:19 am
Elvis has DEFINATELY left the building!
motinet - April 9, 2011, 7:58 am

Those guys are totally not conformist


PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -


TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.




RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


HEALTHY LIVING -


TAGS: smoke them if you got
Rating: 4.65/5

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scarr3d - May 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
reminds of the saying "Rehab is for quitters"
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 1:03 pm
I gave up on quitting years ago...just doing my part to help the tobacco industry thrive. 5moke 'em if you got 'em...;)
Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 12:47 pm
I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:08 pm
5cancer sticks to you.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:07 pm
I quit almost 2 years ago....Damn I miss that! I look as good as that fellow does now.


PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

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Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction


TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.35/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




APPLE PI - An Irrational Snack for Mathematicians




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




STATISTICS -


TAGS: life time joke success women girl ignore them
Rating: 3.31/5

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Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:09 am
It's true, that's y you only get girls to talk to you when you are in a relationship
rerun - October 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Claire - That is because you were raised not to rely on a man. I hope my daughter is the same way when she grows up.
Claire - October 28, 2009, 7:17 pm
That's odd. When a guy ignores me I assume he's not interested and move on.
Nick - October 19, 2009, 7:02 pm
Oh but it does. When I stopped giving affection to my crush, guess who became interested in me. that's right it works.
Claire - October 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
For the record guys, this doesn't work.


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


HELPING HAND - Help others achieve their dreams, and you - will achieve yours.




THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


EARTHQUAKES -


TAGS: radiation exposure japan them
Rating: 4.35/5

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Nagard - March 16, 2011, 10:43 am
You could say that... Apparently they also got problems in 3 different nuclear power plants and also in the most famous one there are 3 reactors going straight for the meltdown...
Nacht - March 15, 2011, 3:25 pm
Hopefully the old adage of bad luck coming in 3 is accurate this time. The last thing they need is more.


PAUSE -


TAGS: kill the weeds by cultivating them
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - October 2, 2012, 1:31 pm
Brilliant :D
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:35 pm
Fantastic job Haar.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 6:00 pm
I love it. Totally great. Highest calliber.
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:36 am
Beautiful.


JAYWALKERS -


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half naked women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!


PRINCESSES -




Math -


TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny


BEGGING -




DOLPHINS -


TAGS: where the hell is 60 minutes when you need them
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 7:11 pm
Hey, I aim to displease. And sorry if I happened to trigger any sea mammal related flashbacks -- that too would have been intentional.
Feasibly - April 24, 2011, 7:01 pm
Man, Sean you really know how to spoil a guy's Easter. There I was enjoying a nice day reading poster comments and you just clammed up! What a kill-joy...or is it killjoy?
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:39 pm
As for the "submersion" not so much. You see I had passed out drunk in the cheap seats at Sea World. And it had grown late. Everyone had gone ... That's it. I can't do this. Too painful.
Sean - April 24, 2011, 6:30 pm
Oh the shame ....
Sean - August 12, 2010, 2:03 pm
I said DON'T ask.;
BrokenEye - August 12, 2010, 12:56 am
um. . .
Sean - February 24, 2010, 9:24 pm
If there's an aquatic loophole to be found in any given situation, Aggy's the wetback to call.
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:57 am
@Aggy...LMFAO *tears*
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 10:56 am
Only your finger?
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:55 am
5 poodles
BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 10:54 am
My wife and I swam with those guys...that's the first thing they warn you about...that, and don't stick your finger in their blow hole.
[email protected] - February 20, 2010, 7:31 am
I saw zat on one of those x-treme camera footage shows. They don't know where are goods are @ but they'll drag U 2 the deep end & give it the old college try
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:09 am
they are sneaky f*ckers.
Produceman117 - February 20, 2010, 1:07 am
Say what, now? For real?
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:04 am
The plot thickens.


TERROR - Unbeknownst to her mommy and daddy, the first word Kate learned was "fever."


TAGS: rectal themometer health assignment day
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:20 pm
Nice one.


FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS -


TAGS: well not all of them maybe
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:10 pm
I'd like to take a moment out of my moderating to remind strippers that this does not apply to them. Nor, to my waitress at Cuba Cafe.


COW BLIMP........ - So THIS was the million dollar idea that Airman and Mooo+ wanted investments for?!




EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND! - The power that's inside!


TAGS: pokemon theme
Rating: 2.42/5

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Icyflare43 - August 11, 2010, 6:52 am
reading this made me wanna hear the song
Emily. - June 5, 2009, 8:17 am
It's not sad we're the cool kids! :D
khaze - April 16, 2009, 12:27 am
Is it sad that i was singing along


COLORED CHICKS - I'm into them, variety is the what makes life interesting ...




TIMMIES -




WHAT -


TAGS: turtles are slow but dont call them retarded
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:23 pm
LMAO!!!!
rerun - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am

looks like your turtle is pulling a train.


LIFE LESSONS -


TAGS: youth are are the future rulers teach them right
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:13 am
Was the teacher a former Nazi or something of that nature?
motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:10 pm
The imperial system is a British import like most of US's original pilgrims, maybe some things are better unchanged - like the width of the broad gauge train track...
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:24 am
The metric system, "look at the big brain on Brad"
ughomer - February 2, 2013, 5:32 am
Funny! The U.S. is the only country in the "developed world" which steadfastly refuses to adopt the metric system. Why? Moti gets 5L for this one!
Silverheart - February 1, 2013, 8:57 pm

1 kilometer = 0.621371 miles... teacher is wrong, but hard to understand the logic behind '1 kilometer is greater than 1 mile'? Teacher fail, 5 miLes (or 8.04672 kiLometers).


SARCASM -


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


EPIPHANY -


TAGS: yet unfortunatley people love themselves too much to giv eit all up hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:18 am
Thank You
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:43 am
those who seek happiness must first learn contentment. whatever. 5L hammy
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:54 am

solid 5.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 7:09 pm
Perfectly safe Actually
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:54 pm

is is safe or PM conversation?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
You really Want To know ?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:48 pm

baby aspirin & OJ? should I even ask?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
I Amaze Even Myself sometimes... Oh Who Am I Kidding, baby aspirin And Orange Juice here I Come
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
Nice Save Hammy
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
Well At Least You get the Idea, And Also the second Implied Idea. (No One Is Perfect)
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:39 pm

sadly, once is is posted it is here to stay unless you have a really great reason. Spelling does not count as a reason...if it did I would delete about 1/2 of mine.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:37 pm
I Know This Is A Lot To Ask, But can You Delete This...So I Can Repost Without spelling Errors. And Thanks For the Lions And, Special thanks To You rerun :D
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:24 pm
Lose. 5L
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

maybe your best to date


THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -




LOVE -


TAGS: tell them you lovem rerun
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - January 30, 2012, 7:51 pm

at least he had the courage to take a chance
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 7:39 pm
My boyfriend wrote this on a note to me, I thought he made it up just for me. xD i was WRONG. 5l


BFF - are 2 allowed?


TAGS: you rank them
Rating: 4.38/5

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ICEMAN - March 26, 2011, 12:16 am
Why yes, yes they are. 5
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:46 pm
5 thirsty lions (btw the name of my favorite pub: http://thirsty-lion.de)


FRIENDS -


TAGS: skeleton in the closet day your best friends helped you put them there
Rating: 4.35/5

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Faceplant31 - June 14, 2010, 8:51 pm
Nice one Grey!


FREEDOM?... -


TAGS: police politics freedom vote them out
Rating: 3.84/5

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kida2 - October 18, 2010, 10:11 pm
That's not an American soldier, so it's probably not in America. Just check out the rifle and license plate... neither are US issue.
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:20 pm

i really like this one. its a 5L from me.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 9:14 am

should have posted at politifake


HOMOS NAKED - He likes to see them!




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'




ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE BRAVE SOULS -




A fart -


TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


ONCE UPON A TIME -




L - O - V - E - Flowers and relationships are quite similar. Show them love and warmth and they will both open up to you.


TAGS: love rose relationship how to fake them
Rating: 4.87/5

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flint - October 17, 2010, 4:32 am
i like it, 5l


APPEAL -


TAGS: dont try to explain this to kids force them to figure it out darth vader master
Rating: 4.62/5

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Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:30 pm
Clever. I had to do the ohhhhhh thingy for a second or two.


LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.


TAGS: if all my friends were to jump off a bridge i wouldn t follow i d be at the bottom to catch them when they fall
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 4:21 pm
5L... Hopefully you don't know any fatties!


SIGNS OF NATURE -




IN GOOD COMPANY - I don't let it bother me. She hates all of them.




TOMBOY -


TAGS: somebody has to love them too cubby
Rating: 4.39/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
Future ex wife? Hell yeah
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
Solid. I love this.


HEROES - In real life have their own share of fans... even if they don't see it. "With great power comes great responsibility".


TAGS: kids follow dads love them
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
Nice one.
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:13 am
I used to hit mine on a big tree all the time and called the game "Accident Man".
CloudchaserS - June 25, 2012, 11:07 am
I remember having hours of fun riding a tricycle like that when I was a pup!


FEELINGS -


TAGS: gay guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


JEALOUSY -


TAGS: standards and those who lack them
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
BOOM!! 5L
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 8:04 am
Well said, well said hear hear.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:37 am
Dammit... I've been the problem all along.


POPPING THE QUESTION - You did, and she said yes. Good luck with that


TAGS: friends who needs them
Rating: 3.07/5

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Anonymous2 - August 17, 2010, 4:24 pm
Meh, she only said yes because he's hung like a horse.


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male photocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm assuming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly sexual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


LOANS ARE UNWANTED -




IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE -


TAGS: them little kids run
Rating: 4.8/5

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AudioStalker - September 8, 2010, 10:37 pm
Thank you all. :D
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 11:48 am
Excellent poster, next time tho audio work on the size so it doesn't get pixelated like this one did. Still a 5L tho
Derek - September 8, 2010, 7:25 am
Damned radioactive company, and I don't mean DJs.
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:45 am

wow, exceptional work.


HER NEW CAR - AND NOW SHE'S MAD.... -




IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM - CONFUSE THEM!


TAGS: convince confuse them you can
Rating: 4.38/5

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ughomer - January 12, 2013, 6:59 am
Ha-ha-ha! 5L.


ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN -




LOOKS LIKE THE MARINES - didn't get the SFW memo




ADVICE -


TAGS: show them about regret
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:02 pm
5ad but true.
ohhai - May 30, 2011, 2:36 am
oh hai


RERUN - He's the most IRRITATING one in the world. You're really not that bad Buddy


TAGS: bash a mod theme
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:09 pm
I do what I do... and nobody could pin any of it on Mr M.... or, don M.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:08 pm
Hay hay hay!
MO - March 12, 2010, 8:05 pm
You shouldn't be talking about MR. M like that!!! He's mild mannered and uses Aggy to do his dirty work ... facepalm. AGGY!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 8:01 pm
Or that he doesn't like to get up early in the morning but he has to so he does it real slow.
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:59 pm
What if I said that he Doesn't like to just get into gang fights, he like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 7:58 pm

I prefer Lowe's. orange scares me
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:58 pm
Think bags of oranges at an on ramp, Pasta with re-fried beans, Clean pools, Baggy Khaki's, white T shirts, and lowriders with dingle-balls.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:52 pm
Damn it Trash! You know I'm slow! Is it a newer Mod? Oooo I know! AK!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Lighter skin.....WAY more lawnmowers and weedwhackers. Think Tacos, Burritos, Chalupas, Home depot, Imported beer and fruit picking.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:41 pm
TTH!!! Not Thor, darker skin, Naps ... RERUN!!


AGDANIELE - Master of the Obvious and yet...penniless.


TAGS: agdaniele keeps them on their toes
Rating: 3.66/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:00 am
Definitely not, Random... but to me, that's what makes us better... more understanding of others. And it's why I don't understand the constant crapping on some of the Greybeards. It's a new day... guess it just comes with the times.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
Oh I went to the very very first ones. What did I learn? Noone started off making 5'ers. Noone.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
My oldest posters REALLY suck but then...so do a lot of my newer ones. What have I learned? Well, that's apparent. Not much.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:56 am
You're only a half-day away.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No, Random. Stop. NAO.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
I'd thank you for not going past my 2nd page, Random.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
Since first coming here, I never liked the timmys who didn't make posters for awhile before being critics. Once you put your heart into a few and get railroaded into 1L-ville, you don't get a good appreciation for what it takes... and means.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
I've actually been going through everyones old old posters actually. It's funny to see how everyone started.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
I came onto this site quietly... made crap poster after crap poster for awhile... tunnels, too. Complimented good posters, and shut up otherwise... until the grammar/spelling nazi came out in me.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
That's what makes you grand, though. Without you berating/encouraging the motifakers...this place wouldn't be what it is.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:51 am
Yeah.... that got me to re-think my... outspokenality here.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:50 am
This one! It's great!
Camden - August 22, 2009, 4:02 pm
have aliases much boot,Sudz, Boop, Derp, Duhh, Dweeb, Moop, Morp, Borp, The Messiah, Zorp, f*cked, fg, Murp, Beep, Jeep, Burp, Gorp, Weep, Bleep, Meep, Gurp, Bloop, Turbinator, Zoop, Cartman, Gort, Bert, Duh, Jules, Toop,Woop, Godd*mn, Giggles, Dupe,ect.?
Boot - August 22, 2009, 9:43 am
Calvin and Hobbes for the win.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 am
Hilarious, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
5+ So Funny! Good Job LD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
5 Lions. But I'd watch out LD Aggy might send the Mexican Mafia after you.


PIMPIN' SHIT -


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person
Rating: 3.57/5

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Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
meese!!!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
meese
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bob Dole said....


ATHEISM -


TAGS: you cant blame the lions on us we just rooted for them
Rating: 3.47/5

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Ding - January 21, 2011, 7:22 am
I bet there was a few agnostics who went along with the crowd.. just in case... Its also possible that most of the crowd were agnostics following 1 or 2 true believers.. PS worst form of nudity is sandals AND socks...
Sean - August 5, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, Airman? Name one person that an agnostic ever stomped to death ... didn't think so.
Airman - June 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
I do believe the Agnostics are being ignored in all of this debating.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hath thy guinness forsaken thee? But hey, look at the time. Gottago! Tootles, loner.
agdaniele - June 20, 2009, 1:09 pm
Sandals? Anyone? I'm soooo alone.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 12:57 pm
Hey, thanks. Just to repeat myself a tad, I mean this more as jab at my own atheism (or neurosis) than at anyone else's views. Glad it's getting laughs from different directions.
KDP3 - June 20, 2009, 12:47 pm
5 lions/monkeys and I'm not even atheist!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 20, 2009, 1:32 am
Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
I've said it before (truth) and I'll say it again: Sandals are the worst form of nudity.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Chew on it for awhile... it's layered.
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 10:20 pm
It's anti-sandals!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 9:51 pm
I'm glad this is not seen as anti-Christian, as that is not at all my intent. Most atheists go through a period of dickishness. I've been over mine for months now. I'm still paranoid though, in my dreams. Take it easy Dudes in special shoes.
FTACHASER357 - June 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
I like this poster, because us Christians can KICK really HARD! :-)
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
WHO told you about our special shoes!?
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
Hey thanks, RON. The Canadian Tire money is on its way (including the top up to cover the exchange rate). And yes to the t-shirt request. That'd be so cool.
RON - June 19, 2009, 6:23 pm
can i make a t-shirt of this Sean?...lol Once again a TRUE MOTIFAKE...just this once to say to you...(tear in eye) you are the BEST! I wish all knew that!...your portfollio is just awesome of talent and genius, and great humor. Send the $1000 to my home
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
Thanks.
motifake - June 19, 2009, 6:05 pm

OMG, LMAOOO!


A SYMPHONY IN THE SKY -


TAGS: reaper no one ever hears them
Rating: 3.36/5

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Derek - December 4, 2009, 9:31 pm
Crescendo in the target area.


ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


MATHEMATICS -




A STAIRCASE A DAY - keeps the Greybeards away


TAGS: slows them down at least
Rating: 4.79/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 2:39 am
Yes, instead of the Greybeards, Cubby will cum. Or, perhaps you're a little old for that list. P.S. There are no misspellings here.
Bolverk - January 18, 2011, 12:08 pm
I could follow THAT veiw all day
IllicoPresto - October 8, 2010, 11:52 am
A staircase! And a backpack! How do you guys ever see those things?
Gaviota - October 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
If someone like this looked at me like that, I'd think I'd have a heart attack before I set foot on the stairs.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:24 pm
I'm waiting at the top... Guinness in hand. She'll be tired when she gets up here. Easier to.... influence.
forseti - October 2, 2010, 6:34 am
Holy Shit, what a fantastic rucksack! I love the Hibiscus flowers!
smalltownguy - October 1, 2010, 7:38 pm
love that little diamond of light creeping through the middle
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:33 pm

yo know..If I was chasing this up the stairs daily I would be in much better shape...and probably have a few more kids.


NACHOS -


TAGS: its not like i filled them with ice water
Rating: 4.74/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:09 pm
Hilarious. Who's handling your appeal?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:11 pm
IF that were true, Air... I'd have said 15th birthday.
Airman - November 8, 2010, 10:46 am
the best creations draw on real-life events it seems
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:34 am
Who doesn't like nachos?
GreyScorpion - November 8, 2010, 8:33 am
LOL!! 5L


A TOUCHING MOMENT -


TAGS: superbowl national anthem naked gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheGoat - February 9, 2011, 5:43 pm
Hard to believe his brother was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 80s while he was making his best films!
voodoo3535 - February 9, 2011, 10:44 am
He will be missed.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
Touching tribute. Like the moment, it brought a tear to my eye. 5L


CORSET -


TAGS: corset theme poster cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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hootizz - September 24, 2010, 1:38 pm
VERY VERY NICE..!!


OUTDOORS -




AGGY JUICE - The only thing that will make him stop playing with his NUTS


TAGS: bash a mod theme
Rating: 4.55/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:19 pm
A lovely bunch of coconuts! Milky sons-a-bitches, too!
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 8:18 pm
Coconuts...I'm huge
rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:14 pm

Macadema Nuts?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:14 pm

Yes, cash. The last check bounced.
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 8:11 pm
I'm with Rerun...I'm hiding mah nuts
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:10 pm
Knowing the jewish side, I assume that it means I only have to pay $2.50 more?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:08 pm

why did you ask for pictures via PM? Keep the $5.00, the hooker next door only wants $7.50 and a cold one
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:04 pm
Nothing in this poster said anything about looking at any nuts! I resent that!!! And, I'm not gving you the 5 bucks back, either!
rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:02 pm

when he has started the 19th, he starts looking at your nuts
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:44 pm
5L for a half-truth... around the 18th one, I'm back to the nuts.


CLOCKWORK DOLL -




WOMEN -




HAPPY HOUR -


TAGS: we don t have nearly enough of them
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:48 am
LMAO!!! Another 5L poster for Airman!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 11:49 am
Nice!


GREAT MOTHERS - “There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one”




TWINKIE HORROR -


TAGS: they sell them in canada cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:24 am
It's illegal to kill cows in Canada. Besides, the alcohol content would knock you on your ass. 5L
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 3:22 am
I think they only sell it in Canada
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:41 am
LOL cattle flavored
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 1:38 am
OH the humanity!!!! 5L


NATURAL DISASTER -


TAGS: natural disaster theme woman bad cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 3:18 pm
Only one is really good for... "using"
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 3:16 pm
It's all the same DNA
AdmiralAckbar - September 25, 2010, 3:15 pm
I see you met my ex-wife
rerun - September 25, 2010, 3:12 pm

I think the mother is the biggest loser of the bunch.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2010, 3:05 pm
Does it matter which Lohan I use? Mother...Father...Daughter????
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 3:00 pm
Doesn't Lohan's pic belong somewhere in there?


EMO-TIFAKE -


TAGS: cubby theme jan 18 2011
Rating: 4.36/5

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pzykosiz - January 20, 2011, 5:04 am
goth's are better because they don't care if you leave bruises
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 11:26 pm
HAHAHAH! Dude, Moo+! A very literal L'ing of MAO on that one. I should be more specific...SCENE girls are irresistable. You know...the ones who are in it for the fashion not the disfiguring. Notice how I didn't refute the tagging of said ass lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:39 pm
:)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 18, 2011, 10:39 pm
Or you just like girls that cut themselves and have low self esteem.......Maybe you're sensitive (or maybe you figured out that they're more likely to let you tag 'em in the ass) Either way, you come out looking bad.
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 10:32 pm
I dunno what it is but I find emo girls to be very hot...maybe its because you know they likely have more kinks than your average garden hose after the spring thaw.


BUTTERFACE -




THATONECHICK - We all LOVE her... ...with biscuits and gravy!


TAGS: bash a mod theme
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - March 14, 2010, 5:38 pm
It's a good thing she's got her legs crossed, it would have been NSFW otherwise
rerun - March 14, 2010, 4:15 pm

That isn't chicken either
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 14, 2010, 3:38 pm
Those aren't biscuits!
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 8:18 pm
Mmmmm, gravy!!!
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 8:15 pm
MMmmm Chicken nommmnomm
rerun - March 12, 2010, 8:00 pm

hungry or horny? Best of both worlds
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 7:48 pm
Wait... she is definitely a biscuit. Now I'm confused! 5L


POODLE SUICIDE -


TAGS: can you blame them cubby
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
With any luck, they're shaving this poor poodle and knitting a thicker shirt out of it.
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 9:04 pm
This dog will get me some rest
rerun - July 20, 2010, 8:57 pm

LMAO - who could do such a cruel thing to an animal....well, it is a poodle.


LEGS -




DESPAIR - Seeing that long-time, loyal, hard-working employee rest after another long day.... Knowing that you'll have to fire them..




UPGRADES - You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsolete


TAGS: you ignore them at your own peril graveyards are filled with the obsolete
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Chef

Claire - May 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
What have you DONE?!
just me - May 10, 2010, 5:02 pm
EXTERMINATE!!!
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:36 pm
Grandpa R2-B2? Is that you?


WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Someone dropped a Twinkie?


TAGS: don t get between them and thier food
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

CANADA - November 9, 2009, 9:36 pm
LOL!


SEAN'S GARDEN - His goal isn't really to frighten the crows just curb their appetite




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